Monday, September 19, 2016

The Sims 4 Wicked Woohoo Mod

You know, porn has become really easy to get nowadays. What with the internet and all that. I mean, no matter where you are you are always just two clicks from black cocks. But for some people that is just too easy. So they make sex mods for video games. The Sims 4 was EA's latest attempt to run the Sims series into the ground at terminal velocity. With less everything than Sims 3 and expansion packs that add far less stuff than its predecessor, Sims 4 is kind of a shit show. But of course I bought it when it came out because I just love playing god. Unlike some people I know, when I play The Sims, I try to push the limits of the AI to see how the game reacts to certain situations. In one game I made it so an entire generation of children all had the same father, just to see if the AI would disable relationship banning to maintain population levels (it did but things got out of hand really quickly: everyone hated each other.) In another game I created a town with only four residents just to see what happens, (again everyone ended up hating eachother, but for different reasons.) So yeah, I am like a scientist without morality when I play The SimsWhat never crossed my mind was having my test subjects procreate in a visually stimulating manner for my entertainment. But someone wanted that shit and spent years working on it. The Wicked Woohoo mod, because sex is called woohoo in the game, adds the ability to make your sims have sex. So after I reinstalled Sims 4 to my computer and did all the things necessary for using mods, I installed the Wicked Woohoo mod. After messing around with the settings to make sure everything worked properly, I started the game with a new household. Subject 1 was an adult male of average hight and size, with a seventies porn mustache. Subject A was an adult female with a mohawk. I made them get busy for a bit and the entire experiance was just kinda boring for me. I got to watch two cartoon characters thrust into each other for 30 minutes as I examined all of the different positions available to choose from. It was really kind of tame when you compare it to some of the hardcore shit you see on the internet. So with my research done I removed the mod and replaced it with one that gives me the ability to change last names, because you can't do that normally. In the end the whole thing was kind of boring, but if your thing is watching cartoons bang than by all means go for it. The creator obviously put a lot of work into this and I applaud that kind of effort and dedication. Shine on you pervy diamond. Now to see if I can make a sim want to see his own child dead. (No joke, in Sims 3, sometimes a sim would want to see the ghost of their greatest enemy, implying that they want to see that sim fucking die)

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