The Elder Scrolls V:Skyrim

Skyrim is an action-adventure video game released in 2011. A pretty good one at that. You take control of a fully customizable individual, who just happens to have the soul of a dragon. Your character also gets involved with several different organizations that they eventually become the leader of, because they are just that badass. You also become responsible for saving the entire world, basically by yourself, because you eat souls. No joke. The character's unique soul situation gives them the ability to kill dragons for good by eating their soul. So eventually you set out to kill this dragon named Alduin, which translates to "Huge-Asshole" or something like that. I say eventually, because as an open world game you have all the time in the world to get around to doing anything. Anyway, eventually you get around to fighting Alduin, kick his ass, then he runs away, like a bitch. After you enlist the help of one of Alduin's dragon generals, you chase the coward into the settings equivalent of Viking Heaven. Once there you kick his soul's ass and everyone lives happily ever after. More or less. The gameplay is very hack-and-slash, with magic and archery for those who don't want to hack and/or slash their enemies to death. Just like previous entries in the series, Skyrim is much easier and simpler than it's predecessors. It can also boasts an impressive amount of game time, you can beat the main story in about 6 hours if you ignore everything else, or it could take hundreds of hours if you like getting distracted. I would recommend this game to anyone who likes fantasy or adventure games, but don't buy it right now, wait for the remastered edition coming out later this year, it's gonna be much prettier.

Requested by SidVicious72

Rock-a-doodle

Rock-A-Doodle is a movie, in that it was recorded on film and has people performing various roles. I watched this film for the first time on Saturday, and I can say with certainty that I never need to watch it again. It opens with telling us that the Rooster guy, named Chanticleer, who is such  a great guy that the whole farm adores him. The farm loves him so much because they think his crowing in the morning is directly responsible for the sun rising. One day the dickbag Duke of Owls decides that he wants to be an even larger asshole than ever before and he tries to have Chanty killed. that doesn't work but it is revealed to everyone in the farm that the sun rises on its own every day regardless of Chanty's crowing. So the farm animals laugh him out of the farm. Then the live action segment begins. we are introduced to the protagonist of the story, some kid that has a really annoying voice. This kid is an example of why child actors suck ass. anyway this kids family also has a farm and they are currently dealing with heavy floods. The kid decides to use his latent magical abilities to try to summon Chanty to help save the Farm, but he summons The Duke on accident. The Duke also has magic powers so he turns the kid into a cat. Now a cat, the kid enlists the help of a dumb dog, a misogynist magpie, and a pretty smart mouse. They all start heading to The City, with the hope of finding Chanty. After a really long and nonsensical journey, they find Chanty. Unfortunately for them, Chanty is actually pretty happy. He has fame, money, and a girlfriend that he genuinely cares about. By this point in the story, it seems to me that The Duke did Chanty a favor when he got him run off the farm, but this is a kids movie so the dark owl guy has to be a villain. Anyway, after some shenanigans they "rescue" Chanty and make their way back to the farm for the climax. The Duke uses his magic to start a tornado but then Chanty awakens his latent abilities and uses his magic powers to save the day. Then the kid wakes up and it turns out the whole thing was a dream. Except the part where the animals all come back for a musical number like the ending of Labyrinth. In closing, I have more questions than answers, such as: why the hell is everyone have magic powers? Really, if the movie told me the reason for that I would be, well, not happy, but less angry, maybe.

Requested by Chirstopher

Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

I have said before that you shouldn't dress your pets, but I haven't said shit about accessories. Don't do those either. That cat looks so done with the crap he has to put up with. I mean, what would be the point? There is no such thing as a caticorn. And the fact that it is inflatable seems to be the most important aspect of this thing. I don't know how there could be any appeal in dressing up an animal that quite obviously doesn't want to be dressed. Howabout unicorn horns for people? But the horn would have the word "dumbass" written on it.

Requested by specdrag88

One Direction

One Direction are an English-Irish pop boy band based in London, composed of Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, and until he split, Zayn Malik. These guys are apparently what little girls thing is good music. They sound like every other boy band ever with their cookie-cutter music. As someone who doesn't care for boy bands, I can say with authority that this band sucks. You can't even really call it a band when none of them even play an instrument. So from now on boy band will be replaced with douche-group. This douche-group lost a member once because he realized that he was better then all of the rest of them combined. Except he wasn't. He is just as terrible and I don't even care anymore. I would rather listen to Kanye than these fools, and I hate Kanye.

Requested by SidVicious72, you should have known better

PetChatz

Have you ever felt like your pets have abandonment issues? Well don't answer that because the creators of this thing have decided for you. What you are looking at is a fancy video phone, but for your pets only. For the low price of $379.00 you can take time out of your work day to call your pet! But that's not all! You can also dispense really expensive treats or "calming scents" if you get the app. So if you want to drug your pets you totally can. You can even use the optional game mode to play games with you pet I guess. Nevermind the fact that the screen doesn't look to be a high enough quality for most dogs to actually understand what they are looking at. This thing is just ridiculous. Look, if you think your pet can't handle being alone for 8 to 12 hours a day then maybe you shouldn't have bought the damn thing. Only get a pet if you can take care of it. Buying a nearly $400 video phone to talk to it is not the same as actually being there. Chances are a cat would ignore it and a dog would destroy it.

Requested by specdrag88

Quantum Break

Quantum Break is a 2016 third-person shooter that has a tv show tie in. That being said, the game was actually pretty good. You play as this guy named Jack Joyce who spends most of the game misunderstanding how time travel works. He has a brother that is much older than him named William who figured out how to travel through time way back in 1999, then some shit happens that to talk about would ruin the game. The non-game part of Quantum Break deals with the results of various choices you made during gameplay. These choices actually change how the live action storyline gets shown to you. There are even little incidental things that don't matter, such as having an audio book play on the enemies communications in game will have it mentioned during the show immediately after you complete the act. I do feel like you actions should have had more of an impact on the story as a whole, but I understand that asking for that ammount of effort would be ridiculous. The whole story takes place over a weekend, except for time travel shenanigans. Those are different though. Because if you travel to the past to change something, then you have already done that thing you went to do. It either didn't work, and nothing changed, or you failed so tough shit. Also the whole relationship between two of the characters (Jack and Beth) should have been more fleshed out. It seemed like they cared for each other, but again the story takes place over about 36 hours. So they barely knew each other. On screen anyway. The live action parts focus more on all of the other characters. Anyway the point I am trying to make is that time travel doesn't work that way, except when it does. But if it did then it wouldn't have worked that way in the first place. Except when it did? Screw it. Play the game its pretty fun.

Requested by future me.

The Little Match Girl

The Little Match Girl is a short story written by Hans Christian Anderson. Like pretty much everything he wrote, this story is extremely depressing. So depressing in fact that when Disney created an animated short they didn't Disneyify the ending like they did with another of their HCA animated adaptations: The Little Mermaid. The story is about a young girl who is wandering around, barefoot, in the snow on new-years eve. She is afraid to return home due to the fact that she was unable to sell any of her matches, and her father will beat her if she doesn't return with any money. Hiding away in an alley, she decides to strike a match to warm herself a bit. After doing so she starts hallucinating, seeing herself in a warm house with a family that cares for her. The match burns out and she finds herself back in the alley. She repeats the process multiple times, until she looks up and sees a shooting star. This reminds her that her grandmother once told her that a shooting star means that someone is dying. Lighting another match, she sees her grandmother. She realizes that when the match burns out her grandmother will disappear, so she lights all of her matches at once and she get taken to heaven. The story ends the next morning, new-years day, when she is found, dead, surrounded by burnt matches. Believe it or not this was considered a happy ending by HCA, what with the little girl spening her last moments with her deceased grandmother and going to heaven, celebrating the new year as she freezes to death. This story was first published in 1845 and life was pretty shitty for children at the time, so I guess that death would be preferable to living with an abusive father in poverty. Other adaptations generally keep the ending more or less the same, mostly changing the girl to an orphan at most. One orphan ending goes a bit further with police investagating the orphanage she lived in, which leads to reform among all orphanages. Another adaptation spares the girls life and she goes home to her father who realised over night that his daughter was more important to him than any amount of money, so he changes for the better. I can't really make jokes about this due to how depressing the whole thing was. HCA believed that the ultimate happy ending was dying and going to heaven, which is evident in this story. So yeah there isn't really anything funny i can say about this. I'm gonna go cry in a corner now.

Requested by Chirstopher

Sleeping with Sirens

" Who the hell distracted the guy in the middle? This is a photo shoot goddammit!"
- The photographer when he ran out of space on his sd card

Sleeping W/ Sirens is an american rock band, if you decide that rock music can be performed in skinny jeans. These guys make something more like emo/alternative music, which is an alright genre of music. If I absolutely had to call them rock then i would call them modern emo/rock. Granted this opinion is based off of listening to two songs on youtube because the requester didn't specify how much I have to hear befor writing a review. My Youtube search history is allread fucked up by the Kanye thing, I don't need emo rap to start appearing in my recomended videos. But this us a review about Napping with Mermaids or whatever. The songs I listened to all sounded like the typical music that people who are in their early 20s but don't like what the top 20s stations play. I can find music that I like in almost every genre of music, so I listen to a huge range of artists. These guys just sound samey to me, but that isn't a bad thing. If you are into bands like Dozing with Nerids then you are not a bad person. You just like sub-par music that tries a little too hard to be indie. My personal recomendation about Resting with Manatees is as follows: give them a listen then move on to the emo/pop/rock band named Snoozing with Sylphs or something like that.

Requested by Myrenzo Whittiker, who should have asked for a specific album for me to shit on

Donald J. Trump

Donald Trump is American businessman, tv personality, author, and the Republican nominee for the 2016 presidential election. He also has really tiny fingers. In an effort to keep this from getting political I will not be talking about his election campaign or that of his opponents. We are here for the fun kind of hate, not the mean kind. Trump got a bachelor's degree in economics from Wharton, the private business school of the University of Pennsylvania, which is a pretty good school when it comes to business crap. While in college he worked for his father's real estate and construction firm that he later renamed The Trump Organization. He went on to build a shitload of stuff with his name pasted all over it. This guy is an extreme narcissist. He craves attention to such an extreme degree that he puts his name on everything from buildings to airplanes to steaks, you get the picture. He also had this reality show called The Apprentice that ran for just over a decade. In the show he fired people. Okay there was more to it than that but all anyone can really remember is the line "You're Fired!" said in his slightly New Yorker-esqe way of speaking.  He's married three times, has five kids, and 8 grandchildren. His sons look like the kind of people who go purging. Especially his second son, that guy looks like he wants to wear someone elses skin.  Seriously, look up pictures of Eric Trump, he's creepy lookin'.  Apparently Citizen Kane in one of his favorite movies, and if you don't see the humor in that statement you are a lost cause. Also he was roasted on Comedy Central. Allegedly he only agreed to do it on the condition that no jokes about his wealth being lower than reported be written. There is that narcissist thing again. He has also written 18 (holy shit!) books, mostly about himself, business, and himself doing business. I am gonna start sounding like a broken record with the narcissist thing. There are also 22 (what the hell!?) books written about this guy. I am an avid reader but I sure as shit am not going to read any of the 40 books about Trump. How in the world, even with some overlap, is there that much to say about a 70 year old man who has only done business related shit his whole life? I can't even wrap my head around that. He has applied for bankruptcy with several of his businesses, all of which were done to make more money apparently. He ended up losing money owning a casino, a business where it is improbable to not make money.  He and his businesses have also been involved in 3500 legal cases in both state and federal courts. Wow. That is a lot of legal disputes. Until recently he also owned basically every large beauty pageant, so that's a thing.  How could I forget the all the racism? This guy is racist as hell. His real estate business denied applicants based on their skin color, but tried to disguise it as income based bullshit instead. Funny how all of the people who were too poor to live in his properties also happened to not be white. And that was just his early years. As I said in the beginning of this review, he also has tiny fingers. Apparently for the last 25 years, Donald J. Trump has been sending signed photos of his hands to Greydon Carter, an editor for Vanity Fair. He has been doing this in response to Carter writing a short essay for Spy magazine in which he called Trump a "Short-fingered vulgarian." and in 2011 he told Page Six, "My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are other parts of my body." Again there is the narcissism. In closing, Donald Trump is an asshole, yet he has to be doing something right as he has been allegedly successful over his entire career. That could be false though. If you consider how guarded he is when people question how much he is actually worth, then he is just a man with narcissistic personality disorder and tiny fingers. Tiny, tiny fingers.

Requested by my mom, hi mom

Bro'Bear Pet Peacock Costume with Hat

Do people have a compulsive need to dress their pets? This thing us an example of that need going too far. These cats look lake they have been through it all. Look at those dead little eyes. These poor creatures wish for a death that will not come. Also it just looks silly. That is two cats dressed like a peacock.  The quality of the costume also leaves much to be desired. I mean, velcro? Really? That's just gonna collect cat hair. The tail is fanned out yet it doesn't stick up into the air. Almost as though the costume is supposed to show how unhappy both cats and peacocks are when they are represented in this manner. Don't dress your pets.

Requested by specdrag88

The Mountain DJ Fen Adult T-shirt

This shirt is all kinds of ridiculous. That is a wolf with a whole lot of piercings. It also has those fea feather things you typically see on a native american headdress, or Captain Jack Sparrow. Whichever you happen to see more often. That wolf also has a beard made of feathers and some headphones, that aren't made of feathers. I can't help but feel that whenever I look at this shirt I am staring into the eyes of this DJ Fen guys fursona. Anybody else get that feeling? I'm all for expressing yourself and all that jazz, but do the rest of us a favor and keep it to designated areas that were booked weeks in advance. Either way don't be the douche who buys wolf t-shirts and we shouldn't have a problem.

Requested by specdrag88

Michael Bay

*six hours of explosions* Now that THAT is out of the way, on to the review. This man has made plenty of movies over the years and only one thing has been consistant: critics hate this guy. His average Rotten Tomatoes score is 40% and while critic sites have been getting a lot of flack lately due to their less then stellar reviews of Suicide Squad, people still use those sites to decide wether or not they will go see a movie. But he takes that criticism well, or at least ignores it. With Transformers and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles under his belt I can't help but wonder whats next. Maybe a live action Charmkins movie, or maybe Jem.
What about Moondreamers or Maxie's World? You ever notice that almost every cartoon from the 80's was used to sell toys? Man, the 80's were wierd and it's a shame that I can only experience this crap secondhand, by searching for tv shows so I can make fun of a successfull director.

Requested by *another 14 hours of explosions*

Kanye West: The Life of Pablo

PARENT ALERT!! THIS ONE HAS SWEARING THROUGOUT THE WHOLE THING!!
My opinion on Kanye has been well documented, but just in case: Kanye West is a fucking muppet. Now that that is out of the way here is how this is going to go down: I am going to listen to I
One song at a time, write the review, then move onto the next. Lets get started.

Ultralight Beam - This wasnt terrible, I hardly even noticed Yeezus himself. Chance was pretty good though.

Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1 - something about a bleached asshole. That's all I got form this.

Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 2 - how is this a pt. 2? I couldn't hear any relation between this and pt 1. Also why split a 4:21 song into two pieces?

Famous - The song sounded like everything else Rihanna has done. The video that i watched for this gets a special mention though. It has Aziz Ansari and Eric Wareheim dancin like fools, eating food, and once dryhumping a car, so that was cool.

Feedback - Kanye doesn't want you to sleep. Also, who repeats themselves this much in one song? Not establishing a hook, actually saying the same line twice in a row.

Low Lights - not a song, just some woman preaching with a beat in the background. Next!

Highlights - The question of whether or not you are a freak never gets answered. This infuriates me, I need to know dammit!

Freestyle 4 - According to youtube comments, Tyler the Creator did it better. I am inclined to agree. Where are Freestyles 1-3? I don't care but the world might!

I Love Kanye - 45 seconds of Kanye, Kanye, Kanye. Doesn't sound loke a word anymore. Next!

Waves - The only things that stood out in this song were the disjointed rambling and the autotuned humming.

FML - The first bit sounded like someone told him to talk like Shatner but Kanye doesn't know who that is so they tried their best to explain it to him. Also "I'ma have the last laugh Indian, cause I'm from a tribe called Check-a-ho."

Real Friends - Kanye is a dick to his friends and family, but he is too important to care.

Wolves - I actually have heard this song before, though I can't remember where. Kanye compares himself to Joseph, the husband of Mary and stepfather of Jesus, and talks about blowjobs in the same breath. So that is a thing.

Frank's Track - I Dunno who Frank is or why he has a 39 second track on Kanye's album, but hey, I didn't hear him mention Kanye's name once. So A+.

Siiiiiiiiilver Surffffeeeeer Intermission - the name alone is cringe worthy. Also it was just shitty.

30 Hours - This one sounds like he just recorded some of what he considers freestyle rap. Then threw a beat behind it withou any editing. He stutters and has a lot of pregnant pauses.

No More Parties in LA - This song had Kendrick Lamar, who I understand is a pretty good rapper. And it shows. This one reminded me of some of the old school rap that wasn't terrible. This is terrible, but it reminds me of better days.

Facts (Charlie Heat Version) - After something almost passable we get absolute garbage, exactly what I expect from Kanye. This song is arguably the worst on the album.

Fade - According to google this is the last song on the album, and I hesitate to even call this a song. If this is the future of music then I will gladly never listen to anything new ever again.

In closing: This album has ruined my Google and YouTube search history forever. I can never search for anything there without those sites trying to bring me back to Kanye related topics. So thanks for that Aaron. Let no one say that I don't make sacrifices for my art. I would never buy this album and would never recomend it to anyone, but I listened to it so I can say whatever the hell I want about it. Who the hell is Pablo?! This whole album was garbage with only "Ultralight Beam" and "No More Parties in LA" as the only songs that are passable. Not good. Passable. In the same way that a kidney stone is passable.


Requested by Aaron, thanks for that you ass...

Pokemon Go

When I first heard of Pokemon Go I was tentatively excited. As a huge fan of both Pokemon and augmented reality, this game was a big deal. It could bring more people into the franchise that has been slowly dying since it hit it's peak in the late 90's/early 2000's. It would also be one of the first examples of AR available to the public. After downloading it on day one and playing for about two days I was done. You see, Pokemon Go just isn't that fun. To me. Others seem to love it and hey, good for them. I have been playing the Pokemon games since Red version, and would consider myself an expert when it comes to useless Pokemon knowledge. So when I see this dumbed down swiping game that has 150 of the 700+ pokemon, I can't not be disappointed. That and the fact that people are being very stupid about the whole thing. Breaking into places, mugging people, walking off a cliff (actually happend, what the hell!?) Here is my idea for what could make Pokemon Go better. Instead of catching a bunch of Pokemon to make the ones you caught stronger, implement a battle system much more like the main games. Everyone can only have 6 mon's at a time and they get stronger by battling others. Yeah that would take away from some of the fairness, but their would be no downside to losing, you can still get points for useless crap regardless of you winning or losing. Make Gyms a place where battling and training are actually a big deal. And have AI Gym Leaders that change regularly. Every month every player that has beaten 8 Leaders can participate in a timezone specific championship to see who is the best trainer. The only reward for that would be having your name on a leaderboard that says how great you are for devoting so much time to looking at your phone. Until something like that happens I will not be playing Pokemon Go. I would rather stick to the main games when it comes to being a Pokemon Master.

Requested by Sid_Vicious72

Miniature Man-bun Fedora

Holy crap I am experiencing a hipster overload! Look at that thing! It takes the most hipster hairstyle and puts the most hipster hat on it. It's hipsterception. This guy looks like he is about to tell you all about this, like, really sweet band that you probably never heard of while drinking an overpriced Starbucks tea. Then he takes a moment to reach into his vintage messenger bag to retrieve this sick scarf that he found in his grandmother's closet. After he wraps the scarf around himself he puts his feet on the table so you can see his shoes, that he swears are also vintage, but you wouldn't know that because you probably never even heard of the retail store that sells them. Provided you didn't already walk away to avoid the cloud of smug that is permeating around this douche, he will then stand up and walk out of the building while thinking he is better than you. Then get in his bicycle and ride off into the sunset. You can only hope that he gets hit by a car on his way to the only remaining record store in town. What I'm saying is these things are stupid.

Requested by specdrag88

Niel Peart's Drum Set

Before you start reading the rest if this review you should put on you favorite Rush song. Got it set up? Good. Anyway look at this set-up! I don't even know the names of all the different pieces in a normal drum kit and this guy decided to up the ante with at least 5 sets of drums. I can't even imagine what band practice would have looked like before Rush got big. "Hey guys, let me just set up my drums. Should only take an hour or so." Or even their early gigs, "So you guys will be on at 9:30, you will have 5 minutes to set up." "Sorry, Peart has this bigass drum set and we are gonna need at least 20, and 5 guys to help." That set is just ridiculous. The most amazing think about it is the fact that he needs the whole thing to do his badass drum solos. Niel Peart stands alone.

Requested by me, the song I chose was YYZ, from the Moving Pictures album

Fallout 4 Mods

OHHH YEAHHH!!!
Fallout 4 is a video game that was released on multiple systems and is one of the first to allow modding on consoles. Modding is the act of modifying textures, codes, etc. to change something in a game. This practice has been limited to pc games since the begining of gaming, until recently that is. Now if you want Macho Man Randy Savage to be in your post-apocalyptic adventure game all you have to do is find it in the approved mod area. But that's not all! If you want your dog to shout expletives instead of barking, you can have it. If you want to add a cheat menu to the game, you can do that too. If you think that all the characters should have clown make-up, you are a wierdo but you can totally live out your clown fantasy. The only limit is what Bethesda, the creator of the game, allows. So if you want giant naked transvestites shooting lightning out of their nipples then you need to get the pc version, because thats the only way to get non-regulated mods. Fallout 4 is rated M for mature and that means blood, violence, and swearing is a-ok, but god forbid you see someones bare ass. Thats for AO rated games only, and most retailers don't stock those. Think of all the children that play games that you need to be 17 to purchase.

Requested by me, because why not

Jane Stone Skeleton Dinosaur Antique Dragon Necklace

This tiny T-Rex doesn't have arms. That is the first thing I noticed about this. I didn't even realise that it's a necklace until I looked at it a second time. I also don't know how it is an antique, because there is no way this thing is older than 5 years old. Antique: noun. A collectable object such as a piece of furniture or a work of art that has high value because of its considerable age. So either Jane Stone is a liar or has no idea what antique means. Make a decision about whether this is a dinosaur or a dragon. It can't be both.

Requested by specdrag88

Catnip

Catnip, also known as Nepeta cataria or catmint, can be used to attract butterflies. It also can be used in tea if you are into that. I have also heard that some people use it as a repellant for mosquitoes, so that is a plus i guess. Just looking at it though, it seems like any other plant you would find in any herb garden. It's not used for aything else that I know about.

Requested by specdrag88

Batman V Superman

Let me start with this little bit of info: I enjoyed this movie. Now, on to the review. I don't know why every time we get a new Batman we need to see his origin story again. We get it! Little Bruce Wayne had a really bad weekend once! Or in the case of this movie, twice. I did like that we get to see all of the destruction caused by the Superman and Zod fight from Man of Steel, but from the POV of regular people. That was definitely what I wanted to see, Superman accidentally killing people. Moving on! Ben Afleck did a good job as an older Batman. That is all I am going to say about that. Henry Carvill returns as Superman, which is no surprise considering this film is a sequel to Man of Steel. We dont care about that though because Gal Gadot and Jesse Eisenberg are Wonder Woman and Alexander Luthor respectively. Wonder Woman kicked all kinds of ass, which is good because if she didn't it would have been a disservice to her character. Lex Luther on the other hand, was a much more cerebral character who never steals 40 cakes, that would have been terrible. He just talks for the most part and though he made a lot of good points about Superman, he jumped into the deep end of the crazy pool. Other good things that should be mentioned: The time traveling Flash with the Crisis vibe, the Darksied future teaser, Aquaman not talking with whaaaaales, and Cyborg being created at S.T.A.R. Labs. Now for the things I didn't care for. Batman kills people. Don't try to rationalize it as "Oh, he was only shooting at the cars" or some other bull. Batman KILLS people. Superman kills some people too, like the warlord guy who he tossed through a wall. That guy was dead. Also the origin of Doomsday. That whole thing was really dumb. Yeah, I get it, you need a high profile threat to make the beginnings of the Justice League fight, but Doomsday was the monster that sorta killed superman in the comics. Or put him in a healing coma. Whatever. In the movie he gets almost no fanfare. Its just some wierd monster Lex created to, well, I'm not really sure what the end goal for that was. Lex couldn't control him and if it wasn't for Wonder Woman the whole world would have been fucked. That's right. Wonder Woman. Superman couldn't have done it by himself because Doomsday adapts to what can hurt him and Batman only had the one kryptonite grenade, and we saw that those are only useful for a short while. Anyway the funeral was dumb because they can't kill Superman and then do Justice League. He is kind of a key figure.

Tl;dr I think the movie was pretty good but some parts are dumb.

Movie suggested by Myrenzo Whittaker

Formula X "Chaotic" Nail Polish

What exactly is going on here? Somehow the nail polish wizard decided so sneek a lot of grey into the end result, because I don't see any in the bottle. I see black with white flecks in the bottle but on the example nail I see a Jackson Pollock painting. It kinda looks like someone spilled black paint and didn't think it was "modern" enough. 

Product suggested by Specdrag88