Holy crap I am experiencing a hipster overload! Look at that thing! It takes the most hipster hairstyle and puts the most hipster hat on it. It's hipsterception. This guy looks like he is about to tell you all about this, like, really sweet band that you probably never heard of while drinking an overpriced Starbucks tea. Then he takes a moment to reach into his vintage messenger bag to retrieve this sick scarf that he found in his grandmother's closet. After he wraps the scarf around himself he puts his feet on the table so you can see his shoes, that he swears are also vintage, but you wouldn't know that because you probably never even heard of the retail store that sells them. Provided you didn't already walk away to avoid the cloud of smug that is permeating around this douche, he will then stand up and walk out of the building while thinking he is better than you. Then get in his bicycle and ride off into the sunset. You can only hope that he gets hit by a car on his way to the only remaining record store in town. What I'm saying is these things are stupid.
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