One Direction

One Direction are an English-Irish pop boy band based in London, composed of Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, and until he split, Zayn Malik. These guys are apparently what little girls thing is good music. They sound like every other boy band ever with their cookie-cutter music. As someone who doesn't care for boy bands, I can say with authority that this band sucks. You can't even really call it a band when none of them even play an instrument. So from now on boy band will be replaced with douche-group. This douche-group lost a member once because he realized that he was better then all of the rest of them combined. Except he wasn't. He is just as terrible and I don't even care anymore. I would rather listen to Kanye than these fools, and I hate Kanye.

Requested by SidVicious72, you should have known better